Apartment in Valencia, Spain 4 bedrooms, 159 sq.m. No. 62675

Property description

I was going to use one of those AI bots to write this description but it just kept spitting out bland generalities that we loathe here at VP. . . But the whole AI business got me thinking and you know what? The future is going to be messy folks, if I was you I would just buy a nice four-bed apartment overlooking a treelined avenue with oak floors and floor-to-ceiling windows from which to view the apocalypse. You may as well make sure it has an east-facing balcony high up enough to watch the sun come hurtling towards the earth while you're at it. And obviously, turn that air-conditioning up full blast because a sun crashing into your house makes for some toasty time. Stick a few radiators in there in case we go the other way and a volcano spews up enough ash to cover the sun and we have 50 years of cold and dark. Oh, don’t forget to throw in a parking spot just in case you have time to skedaddle before the zombies take over. But don’t take the motorway, it’ll be jammed. The Turia riverbed park is only 5 minutes away, get down there, pedal to the metal and don’t stop for anyone or anything!